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Written by CapnIncredible
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Sunday, 07 August 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
Her name is Candy Kisses and she's as sweet as candy get it guys?
Analysis:
SSBBW (super size big beautiful women) are what we all fear most. It means the BBW of the world finally qualify as their own cheeseburger meal, and they probably won't stop expanding until they get an extra large bag of fries with every portion of themselves. What exactly do you do when a woman has run through the finish line of big and left the idea of beautiful several laps behind? Scientists are baffled, one very prominent one quoted as saying, "Well, big is kind of a concept that can expand as large as it would like. I'm not really sure exactly how something can be bigger than big." Historians say philoshopher, director, and bringer of the rock Rob Zombie may have had the answer in the cryptic song title "More Human than Human."
 Candy and her boyfriend run their own porn sites, and that pretty much means you can pay a monthly fee to see Candy use several pulley systems to heft her stomach high enough to expose her vagina. Candy and her man are pictured to the left. Fans of "Kalifornia" will notice that her boyfriend Tommy bears an uncanny resemblance to Early Grace, and Candy has picked Juliette Lewis' bones clean.
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