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Cunt (Queen of the Beautifuls) |
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Written by CapnIncredible
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Tuesday, 02 August 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
Mutiny aboard the S.S. Transgendered.
Analysis:
It's pretty much a guarantee that any profile containing small, black, Arial font mixed in with random bits of pink boldness is going to contain a long, winding trail of incoherent babbling, the likes of which could even make a confused Hannibal Lecter look up from his his latest platter of OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S EATING PEOPLE! Jeffree "Cunt" Star shines as myspace's Polaris of what happens when glam culture goes on a two week coke binge and watches nothing but Party Monster for 12 hours straight. And like so many other personality-deficient assholes, Jeffree Star babbles abstractly about absolutely nothing to create an air of mystery matched only in intensity by the confused 'trying not to stare' stares at its crotch from grandmothers in grocery stores. Jeffree Star comes across as the most disingenuous person on myspace (and that's really accomplishing something) once you realize its generic "fuck you see my lip is curled with a sneer" attitude doesn't exactly hold up to the 40-something thousand people it has padding its friends list.
Jeffree's Music section says "Bands write songs about ME," proving once and for all that Aerosmith was completely fucked up when they wrote "Dude Looks Like a Lady." Other snips from Jeffree include the most inane 'is this person fucking serious' blogging in which this abomination of mascara has the overwhelming audacity to bitch about others being fake. Truly hilarious.
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