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Written by CapnIncredible
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Tuesday, 26 July 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
Once you get past the countless lines of self-important bullshit, you can see the low self-esteem of the world's largest balloon animal.
Analysis:
My Message:
Hey there! :) I was surfing around myspace for people who are interested in "Collarbones that are so Very Dandy" and came across you. What a coincidence! Upon reading your profile, I was entranced by the number of things we have in common, such as devouring the cosmos in all its entirety, yelling "Up yours!" at the PTA, and wearing my insane body weight in cosmetics and wallpaper. You have honestly captivated me and I would like to get to know you on a much more personal level. Perhaps we could extend this conversation to AIM or continue private messaging each other until we become friends. Possibly more. ;)
Her reply:
Well first thank you for the kind words and for READING my profile, so many people like to skip that part lol. Thank you for the kind words, I'm always up for meeting new people and making new, interesting friends. My AIM is xrettaH daM ehTx IM me sometime if you want to chat. ttyl darling!
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One thing I've noticed is that people on the Internet who claim to have a very deep understanding of sarcasm are really fucking stupid when presented with it. Those who can master the fine art of saying what they mean by saying the exact opposite really are putting those high school diplomas to work, and when you apply for that job in the high stakes world of 180 degree burger relocation, you should probably think twice before scribbling "Oh like THAT is relevant" all over your resume, dipshit.
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