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Written by CapnIncredible   
Saturday, 23 July 2005
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All the pretentious masturbatory bullshit that comes with being 16 and caked in eyeliner.

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Top fashion enthusiasts all over the world lock themselves in their fortress stronghold high atop Mount Thong every year to determine what color will be the new black. This is a very rigorous process that has led to many a tragic loss of life and the horrible mutation that we have come to know and despise as rayon. Brad666 is here to boldly tell us that not only is black the new black, but it's back in black. His profile mostly serves as a page of mixed theses on why he probably doesn't want to talk to you, what he looks for in the women who shouldn't bother him, and why "I R ANTI-CHRIST!"

Brad666 uses the rest of his profile to explain how bad ass he is with div tags and how if you were any good at the Internet you would probably be able to figure out how to hotlink 50+ movie posters from amazon.com too. Oh, and ladies:

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