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Written by CapnIncredible
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Saturday, 23 July 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
Awkward ramblings from the rapidly aging.
Analysis:
For those of you who feel the generation gap is just too large to bridge, DR.siMONSTERn is here on his star-spangled chopper to jump right across that bad boy and land firmly to the tune of "Sanitarium" by Metallica. It's at this point where he will triumphantly remove his helmet and loudly proclaim, "Yo what I tell you was that boss or what? Any of you bitches wanna get a beer?" Then he'll whip out the photo album of his mullet-adorned children and you'll have to smile and pretend to think they're cute.
DR.siMONSTERn is a fan of all things bad ass, including but not limited to American Chopper, a television show that doesn't have so much to do with motorcycles as it does an old guy with a handlebar moustache calling his kid a knucklehead while the son gets pissed and throws tools. I've never been to the DR.siMONSTERn modified garage dwelling, but sources say that during this show frequent rooting can be heard like some ghostly slave song wafting its way across the Mississippi delta.
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