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Written by CapnIncredible
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Saturday, 23 July 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
One young man and his neverending quest to not find the lost city of Vaginatopia.
Analysis:
One would assume that some government or parental agency would have spent billions of dollars by now inspecting the effects of anime on our nation's youth. Schools nationwide, content in domination over the seven deadly swears, have branched out to deem other words inappropriate. Some places, most of which have citizens reeking of swamp gas and menthol, contain citizens intelligent enough to know exactly what being called a dipshit will do a child's fragile psyche, and these people have long since outlawed these flagrant displays of neener neener. But what your youth minister doesn't realize is that anime is luring our nation's best African-American students away from lives of sports-themed crime-solving and turning them into complete God damn dorks.
xfan a.k.a. Chris a.k.a. Weapon-X has long since traded in what would be a promising career of rocketing around the world on an adrenaline-powered jetpack fighting the Mongol hordes of Genghis "Zombie" Khan for a bunch of Wolverine comics. After telling the world, "I would someday love to visit Japan and experience the culture firsthand, I also want to learn the Japanese language in both reading and writing because I love Anime and the sound of the language, especially in music," white Japanese enthusiasts challenged him to a heated round of trivia because they were just straight up sick of wannabes perpetratin' in their culture in which they were perpetratin'. Chris lost that battle but won the respect of his peers, leaving bruised but not broken. He leaves us now with his myspace profile, a monument standing tall to remind us that no matter what happens in the world, black people will still enjoy having sex with large white women.
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