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Written by CapnIncredible
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Saturday, 23 July 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
How much glitter does it take to make a profile sparkle?
Analysis:
Enough to result in the deaths of 27 pixies in the garish fairy mines of Nimveh. Mz. Yesabell's myspace profile boldly asks America, "How many cartoon gifs of baby dolls does it take to make a fat woman attractive?" Then when she's in the bathroom all the dolls say they're not really with her and she was just sitting at the bar when they showed up. Afterwards they donate all of their glitter to Ronnie James Dio's latest cape.
Mz. Yesabell also explains her innermost feelings in a candid interview performed on her page between her and herself. "ok...i am a hot fatty girl...that means i'm not a skinny girl...meaning if u dont like a thick girl like me...if u dont like what u see plz do me the favor and urself the favor and move on...thanks" Ricki Lake went on to comment, "Oh you go girl" and an audience member exclaimed, "Yo I gotta respect you cause you respect yourself." Pamela Anderson's breasts were unavailable for comment as they were stuck in heavy traffic on the turnpike.
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