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Written by CapnIncredible
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Saturday, 23 July 2005 |
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In A Sentence:
If loading a web page could cause it to sweat, this one would be soaked and smelling of salted pork.
Analysis:
Because California is such the sassy trendsetter, its residents have replaced the traditional method of calling towns by their names with area codes. For example, if I were ever faded and rolling through Inglewood with Ice Cube, I would probably ask a girl where she's from. If she tells me she's from the 818, I'll then have to quickly check my reference chart and decoder ring to make sure we're completely compatible or at the very least to see if my area code and hers are currently warring tribes. Lushes Thunder is from the 951, and that pretty much means that newscasters in the West Riverside County area and Ultraman alike probably make a killing handling the effects of her daily kraken attacks.
Misty aka Lushes Thunder's profile poses us all the question we've all secretly been asking ourselves in a dark red font the size of our ample asses. "Don't you wish your BITCH was HOT like me? DONTCHA" To which frightened and confused Californian residents usually answer with an emphatic "whoa man did you just EAT my roach clip? Hella uncool man."
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